-sacred chant of the homosexual (via offwithurhead)
I just say please like girls since I’m bi haha
what if flies said “hey” in a Morgan Freeman voice every time they flew by your ear
I laminated a paper towel
why does this have 31 thousand notes
You made it useless but also prevented it from the end it was predestined for.
so in game design class today, the prof demoed botanicula, and the guy playing didnt really know what he was doing so he was just clicking on random things so people in the class started yelling out commands like “click on the leaf” and “no go left” and then one guy just yelled “CONSULT THE HELIX FOSSIL” and then the whole class kind of broke down into “ANARCHY” “DEMOCRACY” “B” “START9” and let out early
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED????
i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
Well that’s good at least